Thursday, November 6, 2008

College-Knowledge..(hey!that rhymes..!!)



Things I wish I'd known about college:
1.)That it didn't matter how late my first class is...i'd sleep through it anyways....


2.)That it has taken me barely 18 months to change so much and not realize it...

3.)That its fun for college kids to throw paper planes in class as well!!


4.)That the teachers watch has to be fast at the beginning of the class...and late by the time the class ends... ;)



5.)That if i was smart in school....SO WHAT!?!
6.)That I can waste the entire day before the exam and manage night outs on consecutive nights to compensate for that...

7.)That I can know everything and get miserable marks...
8.)That others can know nothing and still ace a test...


9.)That "sunday" is a figment of the world's imagination..!!


10.)That when someone "borrows" anything from you..they mean they want to keep it forever ;)
11.)That "friends" are what makes this place worthwhile.. :) :)

Well...its time for my end sem exams now...so will be a lil busy with that....so,till the time i'm totally tortured by the exams....keep smiling.. :) :)

18 comments:

deeps said...

has smoke started smouldring up? ummm thats one thing i learnt during ma college time ...
and the 6th one ..!!
there you go la..la

Mayuri said...

ooo..yeah..it has...fortunately im still untouched by it!!

john said...

cud i add a few more??
12>that you can really create innovative ways to formulate chits for exams

13> that fag n booze attract dose who are least likely to have been

14> and that well...college is well college...no alternatives n no regrets!!!

awesumm post yaar...very funky...

Bhai with Chai said...

offo.. kinna confuse kar diya template se meko! :( comments post shuru hone se pehle? !

but anyway.. this post was like.. "awwwwwww"..
abhi toh lotsa colege left na?? this list wil become bigger for sure! :)

every point is TOTALLY true! and WE college people ought to know man!

:) nice nice..

Mayuri said...

@john-hmm...yeah..ur ryt..college is IS good fun!! thanx btw.. :) :)

Mayuri said...

@bhai-umm..is the tempalte that complicated??
newez..yeah m sure ther'l b a lot more to write by the tym i finish college..thanx btw.. :) :)

Bhai with Chai said...

na na.. not like big time complicated.. ! mast hai.. Was jus a lil confused y'day

Trinaa said...

madam u will kindly chnage d template!! us poor hapless techo handicapped ppl r NOT likin it at all!!

5.That if i was smart in school....SO WHAT!?!
..so u always will be thats wht!! n dont u argue on this topic nemore! :P

#4 + #9....EXACTLY!!!!
#11..aaaawww..so true! :D

Urv said...

Aah college.. miss it bad..

Read the last post.. :) :) :) 17 years.. super.. :D

Mayuri said...

@bhai-hehe! okies.... :)

Mayuri said...

@trinaa-smart was wat i used to b loooong tym ago....and ya,wait ill do smthin with the template.. :) :)
p.s-all th best fr ur xams:)

@urv-thanku... :) :)

HP said...

OMG ! you changed your template .. ALL BY YOURSELF !! bravo !

and about the post. HEHEHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !!

the only thing i managed to learn was that people are stupid and will remain so. :-\

all the best!! and DONT forget to wish me before CAT!

peter said...

a few more things about collg :

# that u have to change ur bilogical clock no matter what and u have to turn in to a nocturnal.

# That no matter how hard u sleep in ur rooms u r nt done wid ur sleeping unless u sleep in the classes.

# That u are not supposed to attend all the classes even if u use lifebuoy ..minimum attendance is the target :P

# That doesn't matter how hard the syllabus is and how bulky the course is, one night stand with the books b4 the xam is the best policy (mug up and vomit ) and well that's true wid engg students only i guess :D


nice post there :D :D :D

Mayuri said...

@hp-yay!! i know.....thanx!! :)

@peter-hmm...ya..very true..mug n vomit..mug n vomit...thts ALL we do..!! thanx..:) :)

Shashank Shekhar said...

nice post there..could easily relate to every thing writtem ;-)

Abhi said...

i just graduated a few months back and can totally relate with this post!

Esp the one on "That I can waste the entire day before the exam and manage night outs on consecutive nights to compensate for that..." :)

Mayuri said...

@abhi-i kno...this is somethin everyone in coll can can relate to...

Anonymous said...

7.)That I can know everything and get miserable marks...
8.)That others can know nothing and still ace a test...

the two of ur points i find VERY VERY TRUE!!!!